A Little About Myself
About Myself
Bathes semi regularly, reads often, talks good, runs a sub 48 minute mile, super freakin charming.
I am the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas. pillow fights allowed!
Horrible cuddle but an expert masseuse with the finest touch.
Likes: vampires, ketchup, bourbon, Bukowski, quantum theory, Tyler Durden, motorcycles, clowns, haunted graveyards, Rainbow Road on Mario Kart (yes I am a sadistic jerk!) and gritty neon lighting. Let there be neon!
Dislikes: everything else
Located in Downtown Chicago in a penthouse high rise loft building. Also can travel. Available 24/7
Book a session for some good times!!! Most popular and recommended service is the 1hr massage (250),